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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman sees sales fall as Trump trade conflicts weigh on spirits producers - AP News

Still no good

Then came..

No way

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

New questions emerge from the new charges in Kilmar Abrego Garcia case - NBC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Quasi consequatur unde doloremque saepe ut veritatis.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

A tumultuous week in Los Angeles illustrates the human toll of the Trump administration’s more aggressive immigration crackdown - CNN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

How did you get to be a leftist?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

No go.

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Stars goalie Jake Oettinger addresses benching by coach Pete DeBoer: ‘It’s embarrassing’ - Dallas News

So they tried

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists Uncovered a 520-Million-Year-Old Fossil with Its Brain and Gut Perfectly Preserved - Indian Defence Review